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tentacruelest[Jones is a deep, deep sleeper but he wakes with the sunrise. Each day is a new, hellish experience on the Barge but he scowls and stomps his way through them regardless.
Imagine his surprise when this morning he opens his door - releasing a small flood of his usual seawater, which, thanks to Maintenance, is contained by a make-shift dam - and spots children running about.
Not the handful of children he knows to be part of the Barge. New ones. And smaller people are easier to bully than full-grown ones.
Resolving to go about his day unbothered by the mechanics of the Admiral, Davy instead storms his way to the mess hall, literally using his claw to forcefully swat aside anyone smaller than four feet]
I'll thank whoever remains their true, full size to keep the vast majority of whelps under control. I've a mind to toss them over the side one by one; no ship is in need of this many cabin boys. No navy is.
Mind your brats. Or I will.
Imagine his surprise when this morning he opens his door - releasing a small flood of his usual seawater, which, thanks to Maintenance, is contained by a make-shift dam - and spots children running about.
Not the handful of children he knows to be part of the Barge. New ones. And smaller people are easier to bully than full-grown ones.
Resolving to go about his day unbothered by the mechanics of the Admiral, Davy instead storms his way to the mess hall, literally using his claw to forcefully swat aside anyone smaller than four feet]
I'll thank whoever remains their true, full size to keep the vast majority of whelps under control. I've a mind to toss them over the side one by one; no ship is in need of this many cabin boys. No navy is.
Mind your brats. Or I will.
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Date: 2013-08-09 03:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-08-09 03:33 pm (UTC)Private threadjack
Date: 2013-08-09 04:06 pm (UTC)Stop asking for it.
[Ugh looking out for Nygma. Now she feels dirty.]
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Date: 2013-08-09 04:21 pm (UTC)Private
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Date: 2013-08-09 04:31 pm (UTC)[Today.]
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Date: 2013-08-09 04:37 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2013-08-09 04:53 pm (UTC)Come to the greenhouse if you feel you don't have anywhere safe to go. I'll be there.
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Date: 2013-08-09 05:02 pm (UTC)[He seems mildly confused by the offer.]
I didn't even know there was a greenhouse. This is the first ship I've ever been on and it's the weirdest ship ever, too.
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Date: 2013-08-09 05:30 pm (UTC)Follow the stairs up to the deck and you'll find it.
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Date: 2013-08-09 08:56 pm (UTC)The what? What do the Americas have to do with the damned Barge, boy?
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Date: 2013-08-10 06:26 am (UTC)Don't like the kids? Stay in your room and play your hideous organ a few hours a day.
[ Big talk from a guy with permanent marker on his head, but he's not yet gotten to his cabin to get his stuff back anyway. ]
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Date: 2013-08-10 11:08 am (UTC)Or be intimidated by a man who's clearly got no dignity of his own to be had? Look at the state of yeh.
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Date: 2013-08-10 04:01 pm (UTC)And you leave my dignity out of this. Being written on while in a coma is basically means people missed you and wanted you to wake up! It's an important barge ritual of belonging!
[ no seriously it is. ]
If nobody defaces you or your things, this means they didn't care if you woke up! I have stuff all over my head, so that means people cared a lot!
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Date: 2013-08-10 05:11 pm (UTC)Ah. Then allow me access to your cabin so that I may properly show you how much I care.
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