3rd Wave

Aug. 9th, 2013 07:45 am
tentacruelest: (affronted)
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[Jones is a deep, deep sleeper but he wakes with the sunrise. Each day is a new, hellish experience on the Barge but he scowls and stomps his way through them regardless.

Imagine his surprise when this morning he opens his door - releasing a small flood of his usual seawater, which, thanks to Maintenance, is contained by a make-shift dam - and spots children running about.

Not the handful of children he knows to be part of the Barge. New ones. And smaller people are easier to bully than full-grown ones.

Resolving to go about his day unbothered by the mechanics of the Admiral, Davy instead storms his way to the mess hall, literally using his claw to forcefully swat aside anyone smaller than four feet]



I'll thank whoever remains their true, full size to keep the vast majority of whelps under control. I've a mind to toss them over the side one by one; no ship is in need of this many cabin boys. No navy is.

Mind your brats. Or I will.

Date: 2013-08-09 04:29 pm (UTC)
princelingofpuzzles: (Look up)
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I'm pretty sure that's not allowed, but I guess a squid thing isn't going to be law-abiding.

Date: 2013-08-09 05:20 pm (UTC)
princelingofpuzzles: (Curious)
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'Merican Government, of course. I don't know if this place is under their jurisdiction though.

Date: 2013-08-10 03:52 am (UTC)
princelingofpuzzles: (Look up)
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Maybe this ship is American made. Maybe the Admiral guy is American.

Date: 2013-08-10 11:52 am (UTC)
princelingofpuzzles: (Littlest villain)
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We're actually in space.

Date: 2013-08-10 12:26 pm (UTC)
princelingofpuzzles: (Annoyed)
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That we're on a ship in space? It's not really something that needs to be 'figured out'. I just noticed it while wandering.

Date: 2013-08-10 12:44 pm (UTC)
princelingofpuzzles: (Books are friends)
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Sarcasm just makes your mistake more blatant.

Date: 2013-08-11 04:07 am (UTC)
princelingofpuzzles: (Curious)
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It doesn't seem like you're trying to mask that at all.

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Date: 2013-08-10 06:26 am (UTC)
megamind: (Lineface)
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Not allowed by me and my DE-gun.

Don't like the kids? Stay in your room and play your hideous organ a few hours a day.

[ Big talk from a guy with permanent marker on his head, but he's not yet gotten to his cabin to get his stuff back anyway. ]

Date: 2013-08-10 04:01 pm (UTC)
megamind: (Wait What?)
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It's got other settings. You haven't seen any but the one.

And you leave my dignity out of this. Being written on while in a coma is basically means people missed you and wanted you to wake up! It's an important barge ritual of belonging!

[ no seriously it is. ]

If nobody defaces you or your things, this means they didn't care if you woke up! I have stuff all over my head, so that means people cared a lot!

Date: 2013-08-10 08:36 pm (UTC)
megamind: (Sharp)
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Invade my cabin while I host small children in it and you'll lose the other leg, Mr. Jones.

Date: 2013-08-10 09:58 pm (UTC)
megamind: (Sneer)
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Look, even when I leveled buildings and destroyed ecosystems as a villain, I still didn't pick on kids.

There are lines you just don't cross... [ He sneers again; his loathing for Davy runs deep, and he really should be better--but dammit, the guy just pushes all his buttons. ] But then, if you're more squid than man, then who can fault you for being without spine?


Date: 2013-08-10 10:08 pm (UTC)
megamind: (Aggressive)
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Yes they do!

[ Megamind's flare of real rage, real temper -- are rare. Exceedingly so. He'll bluster and fuss, but to get him to shouting mad take skill. Saying you're just going to smack around random kids you find? ]

[ It's a short cut to a flushed, angry alien; if he could puff up and make himself look more threatening, he will. ]


I don't care if one of the little ones pulls your tentacles or asks rude questions about your odious aroma, you'll keep your hands to yourself or you'll lose them! Touch a child and it won't be Zero you go to. It'll be a race to see which one of us gets you first: Beatrix, Ivy or me! And since Ivy's on the top deck, Bea and I've got head starts....

Honestly? You better hope it's me. Beatrix will, in no uncertain terms, wreck you like the Hesperus.

Are we clear, Mister Jones?

Edited Date: 2013-08-10 10:11 pm (UTC)

Date: 2013-08-11 02:54 am (UTC)
megamind: (Aggressive)
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Apparently not enough time to learn respect, or kindness, or compassion or-- anything else! If you want consequences, then you'll have them.

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