6th Wave

[tentacruelest]

I've come t'decide that in my several months aboard this barge, I've outgrown this cabin of mine - it's not nearly large enough for my pref'rence.

And seeing as how I have no neighbors and no one to oft care, I've decided to seize hold of the cabins to the left and right of mine. Consider it payment for my continued cooperation.

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[pvtparts]

I'd hate to see you not cooperating then.

[tentacruelest]

Yes, you would. I'm a tad more homicidal, wench.

[pvtparts]

Doesn't sound all that appealing, if you ask me.

[tentacruelest]

Then you'll do well not to cross me.

[pvtparts]

Now there sounds like quite the impossible task.

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[megamind]

Oh, oh, let me get popcorn for this. Especially when you realie you can't lock those doors, and anything you put in them will be stolen by other inmates.

[ And he seriously leaves the screen to go put a bag of popcorn in the microwave. ]

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[tentacruelest]

If I need locks to keep away those I don't wish crossing my path, then I've gone far softer in my old age than originally anticipated!

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[megamind]

There are so many bigger bads on this boat than you I need both hands and my boots off to count them, okay.

[ eye rolling ]

Anyway, have fun with your stuff walking off. Or someone hiding stuff in there and claiming you took it, or... I don't know. Any other number of things that could happen.

Man, its like the Freestyle Jerk Olympics. Who'll go for the gold? What will they do to get there?

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[tentacruelest]

Spoken like a fresh-faced young pup without the heart or the stones to truly take what he feels he deserves.

Or should I make another example and paint my claw a fresh coat of blue again?

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[megamind]

Oh, what was that? You want to sponsor me in the Jerk Olympics? I'm sorry, but my heart belongs to another sporting event.

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[shakenandlimp]

I've no objection, as the rooms are unoccupied.

By the by, I've found your heart, as I swore I would. The thief's warden has been informed, but he seems a liberal soul and she likely won't be badly treated.

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[tentacruelest]

[Jones freezes mid-rant, his eyes searching Bush's face for the truth.]

You're talking madness, warden. I am the thief, if thieves can steal back what was stolen from them in the first place!

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[shakenandlimp]

You, Jones? Never, not when you've an alibi for the time, and there was no trace of you in my room. And the thing wasn't in your possession on the finding.

[His face is oddly serious.]

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[tentacruelest]

Me, Bush. I may not have been the hand that stole it, but I was the arm that forced it to that direction.

You will tell this other warden to leave the lady be.

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[shakenandlimp]

Forced her, did you? Made her do it, you villain? It seems your way.

[routemistress]

You could've just asked for a bigger room, lovey. But I've got to admire anyone so determined to do everything the 'ard way.

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[tentacruelest]

Asked my warden? Asked the Admiral? Neither of'm seem inclined to listen to reasonable requests in the past.

[routemistress]

Judging by some of your past public statements, lovey, I'm not sure reasonable means quite what you think it does.

But you carry on; no skin off my nose as long as they're empty.

[tentacruelest]

They are, and if the Admiral has any remaining sense to him, they'll remain so.

[routemistress]

[She can't help laughing out loud.]

You do 'ave a pair of brass balls on you, lovey. Shame you're using nowt else to think with, eh?

[godsays]

But boats have less space than we do.

[tentacruelest]

There are more cabins than crew. Until such time as we overpopulate, I'll take what's not in use.

[godsays]

I thought you used to live on a boat.

[tentacruelest]

A ship, boy. There's a difference between a boat and a ship.

[godsays]

Fine.

Neither are very roomy.