I've come t'decide that in my several months aboard this barge, I've outgrown this cabin of mine - it's not nearly large enough for my pref'rence.
And seeing as how I have no neighbors and no one to oft care, I've decided to seize hold of the cabins to the left and right of mine. Consider it payment for my continued cooperation.
And seeing as how I have no neighbors and no one to oft care, I've decided to seize hold of the cabins to the left and right of mine. Consider it payment for my continued cooperation.
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Date: 2013-10-06 08:34 pm (UTC)video
Date: 2013-10-06 08:35 pm (UTC)[ And he seriously leaves the screen to go put a bag of popcorn in the microwave. ]
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Date: 2013-10-06 08:35 pm (UTC)By the by, I've found your heart, as I swore I would. The thief's warden has been informed, but he seems a liberal soul and she likely won't be badly treated.
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Date: 2013-10-06 08:37 pm (UTC)You're talking madness, warden. I am the thief, if thieves can steal back what was stolen from them in the first place!
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Date: 2013-10-06 08:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-06 08:38 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2013-10-06 08:39 pm (UTC)[His face is oddly serious.]
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Date: 2013-10-06 08:40 pm (UTC)[ eye rolling ]
Anyway, have fun with your stuff walking off. Or someone hiding stuff in there and claiming you took it, or... I don't know. Any other number of things that could happen.
Man, its like the Freestyle Jerk Olympics. Who'll go for the gold? What will they do to get there?
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Date: 2013-10-06 08:42 pm (UTC)You will tell this other warden to leave the lady be.
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Date: 2013-10-06 08:43 pm (UTC)video
Date: 2013-10-06 08:43 pm (UTC)Or should I make another example and paint my claw a fresh coat of blue again?
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Date: 2013-10-06 08:44 pm (UTC)Let the girl be.
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Date: 2013-10-06 08:45 pm (UTC)video
Date: 2013-10-06 08:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-06 08:46 pm (UTC)video
Date: 2013-10-06 08:47 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2013-10-06 08:47 pm (UTC)She taking all the blame and shielding you from responsibility as she did.
...Jones, I might say you trusted this woman. And that you were right to do so, evidently.
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Date: 2013-10-06 08:47 pm (UTC)video
Date: 2013-10-06 08:47 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2013-10-06 08:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-06 08:48 pm (UTC)video
Date: 2013-10-06 08:48 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2013-10-06 08:50 pm (UTC)I must say, man, I'm a little astonished. You found someone aboard you trusted to keep custody of the thing.
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Date: 2013-10-06 08:52 pm (UTC)Instruct her warden to release her and I swear I will make no more attempt to steal it back.
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Date: 2013-10-06 08:56 pm (UTC)I'll tell him exactly what you've told me here.
But we've got to come to some other accord. You'll never speak civilly to me as long as I have it, and I cannot entirely trust you won't do some great mischief if you have it.