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[Jones is a deep, deep sleeper but he wakes with the sunrise. Each day is a new, hellish experience on the Barge but he scowls and stomps his way through them regardless.
Imagine his surprise when this morning he opens his door - releasing a small flood of his usual seawater, which, thanks to Maintenance, is contained by a make-shift dam - and spots children running about.
Not the handful of children he knows to be part of the Barge. New ones. And smaller people are easier to bully than full-grown ones.
Resolving to go about his day unbothered by the mechanics of the Admiral, Davy instead storms his way to the mess hall, literally using his claw to forcefully swat aside anyone smaller than four feet]
I'll thank whoever remains their true, full size to keep the vast majority of whelps under control. I've a mind to toss them over the side one by one; no ship is in need of this many cabin boys. No navy is.
Mind your brats. Or I will.
Imagine his surprise when this morning he opens his door - releasing a small flood of his usual seawater, which, thanks to Maintenance, is contained by a make-shift dam - and spots children running about.
Not the handful of children he knows to be part of the Barge. New ones. And smaller people are easier to bully than full-grown ones.
Resolving to go about his day unbothered by the mechanics of the Admiral, Davy instead storms his way to the mess hall, literally using his claw to forcefully swat aside anyone smaller than four feet]
I'll thank whoever remains their true, full size to keep the vast majority of whelps under control. I've a mind to toss them over the side one by one; no ship is in need of this many cabin boys. No navy is.
Mind your brats. Or I will.
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Date: 2013-08-09 09:56 pm (UTC)Accepted, sir. If any of the children bother you, let me know. I'll find something to occupy them.
[See? There's always a civil way to work things out.]
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Date: 2013-08-10 02:39 am (UTC)I hadn't realized you were such a lover of the wee ones.
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Date: 2013-08-10 03:01 am (UTC)I have several siblings, most of them younger. There's no reason not to like other children.
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Date: 2013-08-10 03:07 am (UTC)There's reason enough to dislike men in general, and children are only half as large and twice as shrill.
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Date: 2013-08-10 03:11 am (UTC)So are you saying you only like women then?
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Date: 2013-08-10 03:18 am (UTC)So how do you feel about other races then?
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Date: 2013-08-11 02:38 am (UTC)There is...there was a kraken, once.
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