tentacruelest: (affronted)
Captain Davy Jones ([personal profile] tentacruelest) wrote2013-08-09 07:45 am

3rd Wave

[Jones is a deep, deep sleeper but he wakes with the sunrise. Each day is a new, hellish experience on the Barge but he scowls and stomps his way through them regardless.

Imagine his surprise when this morning he opens his door - releasing a small flood of his usual seawater, which, thanks to Maintenance, is contained by a make-shift dam - and spots children running about.

Not the handful of children he knows to be part of the Barge. New ones. And smaller people are easier to bully than full-grown ones.

Resolving to go about his day unbothered by the mechanics of the Admiral, Davy instead storms his way to the mess hall, literally using his claw to forcefully swat aside anyone smaller than four feet]



I'll thank whoever remains their true, full size to keep the vast majority of whelps under control. I've a mind to toss them over the side one by one; no ship is in need of this many cabin boys. No navy is.

Mind your brats. Or I will.
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[personal profile] runslikethewind 2013-08-10 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
There's other ways to accomplish things aside from brute strength, sir.

So are you saying you only like women then?
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[personal profile] runslikethewind 2013-08-10 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[She's aware of what you meant. She was just giving you a hard time, like she's continuing to do.]

So how do you feel about other races then?
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[personal profile] runslikethewind 2013-08-10 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
I would say no, seeing as I've never heard of the West Indies or the African continent.
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[personal profile] runslikethewind 2013-08-11 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
We've established how you feel about Man, yes. But I'm asking about races not of Man. There are many. [ Obviously. Just look at who's talking to him.]
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[personal profile] runslikethewind 2013-08-11 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'm of a different race. And there are gnomes, trolls, murlocs, naga, really the list is quite long.
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[personal profile] runslikethewind 2013-08-11 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
What competition?
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[personal profile] runslikethewind 2013-08-11 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I mean who were their competitors?
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[personal profile] runslikethewind 2013-08-11 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
How did they manage to beat all the dragons?
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[personal profile] runslikethewind 2013-08-11 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Are you saying that the dragons didn't fight back in force? [Because that is the only thing that makes sense, even though it doesn't really.]
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[personal profile] runslikethewind 2013-08-11 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Dragons are powerful, magical beings. They wield the very powers of Creation and Destruction. I just don't see how, if they were threatened, they could be taken down by mere mortals.
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[personal profile] runslikethewind 2013-08-11 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm not. Dragons have a great deal of cosmic power. It was granted to them by the Titans.
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[personal profile] runslikethewind 2013-08-11 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't image so. They're only legend to us as it is.
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[personal profile] runslikethewind 2013-08-11 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
It's not imagined. And you're the one who brought it up in the first place.

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