tentacruelest: (affronted)
Captain Davy Jones ([personal profile] tentacruelest) wrote2013-08-09 07:45 am

3rd Wave

[Jones is a deep, deep sleeper but he wakes with the sunrise. Each day is a new, hellish experience on the Barge but he scowls and stomps his way through them regardless.

Imagine his surprise when this morning he opens his door - releasing a small flood of his usual seawater, which, thanks to Maintenance, is contained by a make-shift dam - and spots children running about.

Not the handful of children he knows to be part of the Barge. New ones. And smaller people are easier to bully than full-grown ones.

Resolving to go about his day unbothered by the mechanics of the Admiral, Davy instead storms his way to the mess hall, literally using his claw to forcefully swat aside anyone smaller than four feet]



I'll thank whoever remains their true, full size to keep the vast majority of whelps under control. I've a mind to toss them over the side one by one; no ship is in need of this many cabin boys. No navy is.

Mind your brats. Or I will.
chlorophylliac: (growth - pot plant)

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[personal profile] chlorophylliac 2013-08-09 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
He means he's going to hit you. Probably hard enough to break your jaw, if not kill you.

Stop asking for it.

[Ugh looking out for Nygma. Now she feels dirty.]
princelingofpuzzles: (Curious)

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[personal profile] princelingofpuzzles 2013-08-09 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
But I haven't done anything to deserve being hit.
chlorophylliac: (neutral - blank)

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[personal profile] chlorophylliac 2013-08-09 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you're right. You haven't done anything to deserve being hurt.

[Today.]
princelingofpuzzles: (Littlest villain)

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[personal profile] princelingofpuzzles 2013-08-09 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You're way nicer than the other adults I know. What's your name? I'm Eddie, by the way, but it sounds like you already know who I am.
chlorophylliac: (neutral - hair across face)

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[personal profile] chlorophylliac 2013-08-09 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I do. My name is Ivy.

Come to the greenhouse if you feel you don't have anywhere safe to go. I'll be there.
princelingofpuzzles: (Look up)

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[personal profile] princelingofpuzzles 2013-08-09 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice to meet you, Ivy. That's a very appropriate name.

[He seems mildly confused by the offer.]

I didn't even know there was a greenhouse. This is the first ship I've ever been on and it's the weirdest ship ever, too.
chlorophylliac: (sadness - isolation)

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[personal profile] chlorophylliac 2013-08-09 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...yes, it is.

Follow the stairs up to the deck and you'll find it.
princelingofpuzzles: (Curious)

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[personal profile] princelingofpuzzles 2013-08-10 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Okay.

Uhm, you sound knowledgeable, so I want to ask. [He pauses, tapping his fingers together.] Do I live here now?
chlorophylliac: (neutral - what a waste)

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[personal profile] chlorophylliac 2013-08-10 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Hm.]

Would you want to?
princelingofpuzzles: (Littlest villain)

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[personal profile] princelingofpuzzles 2013-08-10 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely. This place is great.
chlorophylliac: (neutral - hair across face)

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[personal profile] chlorophylliac 2013-08-10 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Then there's no reason for you to leave.