1st Wave

[tentacruelest]

[Down in the depths of Zero sits a sulking, furious squid creature, wrapping his tentacle-like hand around his communicator. Davy Jones has been looking it over for the past day, and is thus far unimpressed. A way to talk to the rest of the crew? What was the point? They had nothing worthwhile to discuss]


Pardon the intrusion of an old pirate captain, but I believe I've requested to see his grace the Admiral, if he so deigns to get his fat arse off the bridge and address my concerns.

Bah - you think a day's stay in the brig will ease th' way of our voyage together? You think your pathetic lot of untested boys, women and slaves is enough to keep Davy Jones at bay for long? You're more of a fool than I'd taken you for.

And the next bilge rat what comes down here prattling on about inmates and other worlds is the next I mark for death.

Riddick - I name ye. Dean Winchester - I name ye too.

Comments

[intelligently]

Right, you're a scary... pirate captain. [ Squid thing ] I'm not threatened.

[tentacruelest]

[And at least you didn't say 'squid' out loud]

I have killed one warden already.

[intelligently]

Which won't help you get off this place.

[tentacruelest]

I am not interested in making deals or changing who I am to suit the purposes of a man I've never met!

[intelligently]

Then enjoy your permanent prison. It means nothing to me.

[tentacruelest]

I would not expect any sympathy, either way.

Off with you, wench.

[intelligently]

[ Nope, sorry, can't comply. She's curious now ] Why not? Other than the fact that right now I dont know of a reason to give you it.

[tentacruelest]

If yeh feel so inclined to know, ask your precious Admiral.

[intelligently]

I'm asking you. Seems like you're the best one for the story.

[tentacruelest]

My story is my own to keep. I have precious few tokens left to me now; you will not prise my history to be used against me as well.

That would be the job of whatever unlucky sod decides to warden me.

[intelligently]

I'm not sure how I'd be able to do that, but if it makes you happy you keep believing that. [ He's definitely an odd one ]

[tentacruelest]

Is that all you've come to say to me?

[intelligently]

It wasn't, but I know when people don't want to listen.

[tentacruelest]

So there's more than empty space between your ears.

[intelligently]

Including a person that, unless you give me a reason to stay, won't. Most people tend to appreciate polite conversation to pass the time.

[tentacruelest]

You can keep your conversation. I have no want for it.

[intelligently]

Then enjoy lonely solitary cell.

[tentacruelest]

Threats and promises will do nothing.