1st Wave

[tentacruelest]

[Down in the depths of Zero sits a sulking, furious squid creature, wrapping his tentacle-like hand around his communicator. Davy Jones has been looking it over for the past day, and is thus far unimpressed. A way to talk to the rest of the crew? What was the point? They had nothing worthwhile to discuss]


Pardon the intrusion of an old pirate captain, but I believe I've requested to see his grace the Admiral, if he so deigns to get his fat arse off the bridge and address my concerns.

Bah - you think a day's stay in the brig will ease th' way of our voyage together? You think your pathetic lot of untested boys, women and slaves is enough to keep Davy Jones at bay for long? You're more of a fool than I'd taken you for.

And the next bilge rat what comes down here prattling on about inmates and other worlds is the next I mark for death.

Riddick - I name ye. Dean Winchester - I name ye too.

Comments

[tentacruelest]

You are no concern of mine-ah.

[deshabille]

That concerns me.

[tentacruelest]

Do you fear death, Girl?

[deshabille]

Not even slightly.

[tentacruelest]

Then I'll be taking great pleasure in easing you into it. I'll string your body up where your Admiral can see it, and then he'll know the price of ignoring my requests!

[deshabille]

Fascinating. Do go on.

[tentacruelest]

[No, he will not. With a sneer and a wave of his claw, Davy turns his scowl towards the wall, ignoring Mal's request]

[deshabille]

Oh, please don't sulk, it's embarrassing for all of us.

[tentacruelest]

What would you have me say, Girl? I've nothing more to tell you. Be off.

[deshabille]

Sadly, given that you're not my captain, there's no compelling reason for me to listen to you. You, however, have a number of options, including further tirades, more detailed threats on my life, pacing, increasingly dramatic shouting, or hanging up.

[pvtparts]

I think it's time to demote this kerfuffle down to a shenanigan.

[deshabille]

Not very impressive at all, is it. Unfortunate.

[pvtparts]

Next time, I want the kraken.

[deshabille]

Make a request to the Admiral. Occasionally he even listens.

[tentacruelest]

I have made requests, all of which have gone unanswered and unacknowledged!

[deshabille]

I wasn't actually speaking to you.

[pvtparts]

Now, now, Corporal. The squidman has some very important thoughts. Wouldn't want to stifle them.

[deshabille]

Fair point. Free speech is the hallmark of any functional society.

[hohohoho]

[pvtparts]

Quite true.

[tentacruelest]

You were speaking to me or not at all! Do not presume to use my....object...to translate your conversations with another!

[deshabille]

I'll stop as soon as you name me. I feel incredibly left out.

[pvtparts]

Perhaps our disappointing squid friend will learn a lesson in diplomacy as a consequence.

[deshabille]

Or at least a lesson in how to behave in polite society. I'd imagine krakens are relatively well-behaved when they're not eating ships.

[pvtparts]

I can't say I've ever met a rude kraken before.

[deshabille]

Never in my life. Courtesy is one of a kraken's finest qualities. That and the tentacles.