Yeh broke my ribs! Yeh forced my bloody warden to tag along to me everywhere I please, and yeh knocked me clean out! If yeh think to back out of my vengeance now, you're a damned fool, girl!
You make a compelling argument. But you know if you come at her all "yarrrrr I'm gonna break yer bones ye wee wench!" she's just gonna freak out and try to break yours again, right? I mean, it's what I would do.
Yeah see that's the part that makes kids like her who haven't learned self control yet go straight for the jugular. Christ, has nobody ever told you about cornered animals?
Even the gentlest animals will bite if you corner them. You want her not to attack you? Don't threaten her. She'll defend herself. And if I remember right, she'll defend herself hard.
Okay. This is by no means strategical advice, because it definitely won't get you what you want. But it took me a really long time to learn how to fight for someone else and myself at the same time. Attacking someone else is like attacking her but worse.
Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 02:30 am (UTC)Hey, wait a sec, I don't think I ever actually did anything to piss you off.
Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 02:32 am (UTC)Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 02:42 am (UTC)[ He's a big dude, taking him out would be a challenge. Unless she had her gear, of course. But little-her doesn't have any gear. ]
Dave, that wasn't me. I'm in Gotham. Married. [ She holds up her left hand for him to see the ring. ] Left the barge months ago. Remember?
What did you do that other-me broke your ribs?
Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 02:43 am (UTC)No. I don't damn well remember. I remember last week when yeh did it.
Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 02:49 am (UTC)Last week Kon and I were moving. Do I seriously not even look older to you or anything?
Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 02:49 am (UTC)I can't tell. Yeh all look alike to me.
Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 02:57 am (UTC)Blonde white girls, or humans in general?
Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 03:01 am (UTC)Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 03:04 am (UTC)Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 03:52 am (UTC)No interest in it.
Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 03:54 am (UTC)The point is, I didn't break your ribs.
Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 03:57 am (UTC)You're certainly adamant about it. I won't be swayed from my due.
Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 05:12 am (UTC)Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 05:21 am (UTC)Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 05:23 am (UTC)You make a compelling argument. But you know if you come at her all "yarrrrr I'm gonna break yer bones ye wee wench!" she's just gonna freak out and try to break yours again, right? I mean, it's what I would do.
Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 05:25 am (UTC)Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 05:30 am (UTC)Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 05:32 am (UTC)Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 05:44 am (UTC)Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 11:57 pm (UTC)Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 11:57 pm (UTC)Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-10 11:59 pm (UTC)Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-11 12:13 am (UTC)Okay. This is by no means strategical advice, because it definitely won't get you what you want. But it took me a really long time to learn how to fight for someone else and myself at the same time. Attacking someone else is like attacking her but worse.
Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-11 06:48 pm (UTC)Re: Big Steph
Date: 2014-01-11 08:04 pm (UTC)Re: Big Steph
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