tentacruelest: (affronted)
Captain Davy Jones ([personal profile] tentacruelest) wrote2013-08-09 07:45 am

3rd Wave

[Jones is a deep, deep sleeper but he wakes with the sunrise. Each day is a new, hellish experience on the Barge but he scowls and stomps his way through them regardless.

Imagine his surprise when this morning he opens his door - releasing a small flood of his usual seawater, which, thanks to Maintenance, is contained by a make-shift dam - and spots children running about.

Not the handful of children he knows to be part of the Barge. New ones. And smaller people are easier to bully than full-grown ones.

Resolving to go about his day unbothered by the mechanics of the Admiral, Davy instead storms his way to the mess hall, literally using his claw to forcefully swat aside anyone smaller than four feet]



I'll thank whoever remains their true, full size to keep the vast majority of whelps under control. I've a mind to toss them over the side one by one; no ship is in need of this many cabin boys. No navy is.

Mind your brats. Or I will.
princelingofpuzzles: (Annoyed)

[personal profile] princelingofpuzzles 2013-08-10 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That we're on a ship in space? It's not really something that needs to be 'figured out'. I just noticed it while wandering.
princelingofpuzzles: (Books are friends)

[personal profile] princelingofpuzzles 2013-08-10 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Sarcasm just makes your mistake more blatant.
justplaying: (leggo my eggo)

[personal profile] justplaying 2013-08-10 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
What, you a timetraveler or somethin'?
clockworkflower: (baby adventuress)

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[personal profile] clockworkflower 2013-08-10 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Admittedly, she didn't run too far; there's no point pinging someone and running away if you don't stick around to see the fun. Lilith is utterly confident in her ability to dodge the enormous squidman, even if her confidence doesn't quite extend to getting in range of that great lobster claw.

Perhaps he'll nip someone's head off with it. Lilith hopes she'll be around to see that. Meanwhile, she fires off another of her precious marbles from the mess hall doorway.]


Make me, squidfeatures!
with_my_teacup: (Default)

[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-08-10 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't suppose I could bribe you to act with a little more decorum?
chlorophylliac: (neutral - hair across face)

Private

[personal profile] chlorophylliac 2013-08-10 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Then there's no reason for you to leave.
jumpeduplittleshit: (Ice with the warm blood mixing;)

[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-10 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know, maybe you're some alien from a water planet where everyone has a fucking squid on their face. [But Davy Jones is not less believable than that, so.]

So why'd you stop ferrying?
megamind: (Wait What?)

[personal profile] megamind 2013-08-10 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It's got other settings. You haven't seen any but the one.

And you leave my dignity out of this. Being written on while in a coma is basically means people missed you and wanted you to wake up! It's an important barge ritual of belonging!

[ no seriously it is. ]

If nobody defaces you or your things, this means they didn't care if you woke up! I have stuff all over my head, so that means people cared a lot!
fearcutsdeeperthanswords: (anyone can die.)

[personal profile] fearcutsdeeperthanswords 2013-08-10 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
A girl has no face.
deadliestviper: (Default)

Private

[personal profile] deadliestviper 2013-08-10 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
If I'm allowed in, I'll watch the door.
chlorophylliac: (Default)

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[personal profile] chlorophylliac 2013-08-10 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You are, but I have sentries. I'm more concerned about what might be going on elsewhere on the ship.
deadliestviper: (oh come on now)

[personal profile] deadliestviper 2013-08-10 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
If you insist on damaging something I'd rather it be me than one of them.
deadliestviper: (alone at the bar)

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[personal profile] deadliestviper 2013-08-10 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Who's serving as sentry?

I'll scout through and round up everyone I can.
fearcutsdeeperthanswords: (I'll be a monster)

[personal profile] fearcutsdeeperthanswords 2013-08-10 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You stupid.
jumpeduplittleshit: (The old earth had a birth)

[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-10 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Doubt that very much.

Bitterness over what?
deadliestviper: (Default)

[personal profile] deadliestviper 2013-08-10 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps.

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