1st Wave

[tentacruelest]

[Down in the depths of Zero sits a sulking, furious squid creature, wrapping his tentacle-like hand around his communicator. Davy Jones has been looking it over for the past day, and is thus far unimpressed. A way to talk to the rest of the crew? What was the point? They had nothing worthwhile to discuss]


Pardon the intrusion of an old pirate captain, but I believe I've requested to see his grace the Admiral, if he so deigns to get his fat arse off the bridge and address my concerns.

Bah - you think a day's stay in the brig will ease th' way of our voyage together? You think your pathetic lot of untested boys, women and slaves is enough to keep Davy Jones at bay for long? You're more of a fool than I'd taken you for.

And the next bilge rat what comes down here prattling on about inmates and other worlds is the next I mark for death.

Riddick - I name ye. Dean Winchester - I name ye too.

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[tentacruelest]

A fine, upstanding commander he is.

Why follow such a man?

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[bodilesswarrior]

Because I can't overthrow him. Not as it stands now, anyway.

Just leaving wouldn't change anything.

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[tentacruelest]

You talk of open mutiny and he sits on his arse pining away. He is no commander.

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[bodilesswarrior]

I figure's too arrogant for his own good. It happens to godly types.

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[tentacruelest]

Aye. That be the case.

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[bodilesswarrior]

So you should know that ranting and raving won't do a damned thing.

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[tentacruelest]

I find it does wonders for letting off steam. Not quite as good as taking my temper out on a man's back, but it does the job right.

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[bodilesswarrior]

Really? Because it seems to me like you're just getting more aggravated.

Oh, and we have the CTS for that.

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[tentacruelest]

The what?

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[bodilesswarrior]

Controlled Training Simulator.

Inmates need permission to enter, though. I don't think killing the Wardens will work for that.

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[tentacruelest]

I have no use for training.

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[bodilesswarrior]

But I'm going to guess you like stabbing things.

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[tentacruelest]

I like to see the look in a man's eye when he understands that life is and always will be nothing but pain and suffering.

If I'm the one to bring about the suffering, so much the better.

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[bodilesswarrior]

See, you really need to work out that aggression.

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[tentacruelest]

[In response, Davy only slams his claw into the iron door of Zero. It doesn't break, but the force of the blow does cause the bars to concave, slightly]

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[bodilesswarrior]

[She does tense, only slightly, but her expression doesn't shift.] Thank you for proving my point.

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[tentacruelest]

If you see him, you can tell your admiral that while I may understand his desire to keep women aboard his vessel, I can't for any reason ascertain the purpose of a crippled one.

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[bodilesswarrior]

[That gets an eye roll.]

People always fall back on that. It's lazy.

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[tentacruelest]

It's the truth, then?

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[bodilesswarrior]

That I'm crippled? Yeah. Doesn't mean I couldn't kick your ass.

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[tentacruelest]

[Sorry, Barb. Dark, amused laughter is all that follows]

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[bodilesswarrior]

[Barbara just smiles.

She's always liked being underestimated.]

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[tentacruelest]

[Finally, the laughter ceases]

Show me.