1st Wave

[tentacruelest]

[Down in the depths of Zero sits a sulking, furious squid creature, wrapping his tentacle-like hand around his communicator. Davy Jones has been looking it over for the past day, and is thus far unimpressed. A way to talk to the rest of the crew? What was the point? They had nothing worthwhile to discuss]


Pardon the intrusion of an old pirate captain, but I believe I've requested to see his grace the Admiral, if he so deigns to get his fat arse off the bridge and address my concerns.

Bah - you think a day's stay in the brig will ease th' way of our voyage together? You think your pathetic lot of untested boys, women and slaves is enough to keep Davy Jones at bay for long? You're more of a fool than I'd taken you for.

And the next bilge rat what comes down here prattling on about inmates and other worlds is the next I mark for death.

Riddick - I name ye. Dean Winchester - I name ye too.

Comments

[megamind]

[ Golfclapping follows, before he pulls up split screen on his monitors. and allows text to come up as he types. ]

Yuck it up, moron. You're going to spend a week in a box, while we formulate a plan to keep you from hurting anyone else. While I get being cranky about arrival, murdering people is generally frowned upon. You'll learn. You wouldn't be here if you couldn't.

Now, introductions:

Hi, I'm Megamind. I'm a warden. I also have a lot of friends. You've made the mistake of threatening one of them. Next time -- and there will be a next time, I can feel it in my blue bones -- you will not find me so unprepared to deal with you. Right now? I'm just waiting for an excuse to show you what I can do when pressed.

[ You made him look weak and defenseless before Chris. You've threatened his friend. Congratulations, you have uprooted the co-holders of 'jerk I hate most on the barge', Batman and Rorschach. ]

Keep your tentacles to yourself and suck it up, Davy. You've been demoted to Cabin Boy.

[tentacruelest]

[Jones sits in amusement throughout all this text, his pale blue eyes following along as it's typed. Finally, he tilted his head mockingly to the side]

A cabin boy so easily kills a warden?

[megamind]

A warden straight out of breach with opium in his veins? Yeah. I was an easy mark. Next time I'll have all five of my senses, know what part of my gear doesn't work, an will have a few new tricks up my sleeve.

[tentacruelest]

I can see death's done little to fix your arrogance. Your will takes more breaking than that.

[megamind]

Better men have tried and failed.

[tentacruelest]

It does not take a better man to break the will and spirit of another.

[megamind]

Yeah, good point. Just takes a bully with enough time on his hands. I'm sure warden will having you swabbing the deck in no time, though, and you won't be breaking anything.

Anyway, I got bed rest to get to. See you in a few days, Davy.

[tentacruelest]

Go, then, and damn yeh for disregarding my lesson to you.

[megamind]

Oh, shut up and sulk in your puddle.

[ And then he kills his feed. ]