1st Wave

[tentacruelest]

[Down in the depths of Zero sits a sulking, furious squid creature, wrapping his tentacle-like hand around his communicator. Davy Jones has been looking it over for the past day, and is thus far unimpressed. A way to talk to the rest of the crew? What was the point? They had nothing worthwhile to discuss]


Pardon the intrusion of an old pirate captain, but I believe I've requested to see his grace the Admiral, if he so deigns to get his fat arse off the bridge and address my concerns.

Bah - you think a day's stay in the brig will ease th' way of our voyage together? You think your pathetic lot of untested boys, women and slaves is enough to keep Davy Jones at bay for long? You're more of a fool than I'd taken you for.

And the next bilge rat what comes down here prattling on about inmates and other worlds is the next I mark for death.

Riddick - I name ye. Dean Winchester - I name ye too.

Comments

[tentacruelest]

Are ye a warden or not?

[insolubleriddle]

Emphasis on your question doesn't make me more inclined to answer it.

[tentacruelest]

If yeh continue to insult me, I'll see no reason to continue our correspondence, sir-rah.

[insolubleriddle]

Not a hugely effective threat, I'm afraid, but I am curious about where you intend to lead this conversation.


I'm not a warden.

[tentacruelest]

And yet here you stand. Mocking one who shares the same plight.

[insolubleriddle]

My dislike of stupidity is non-discriminatory.

[tentacruelest]

And so you seek to educate me?

[insolubleriddle]

I'll advise newcomers if it seems like a worthwhile effort.

[tentacruelest]

If you hope to gain this newcomer's gratitude, seek elsewhere.

[insolubleriddle]

[A long pause.]

...Well, I've never had my intentions this badly misconstrued before. What do I say.

[tentacruelest]

[Increasingly short of temper, Davy snarls, clacking his claw]

Make your point and move on!

[insolubleriddle]

Alright, if you insist.

[Private]

If you neglect to take my advice and go on yet another rampage, I will feel it necessary to harm you. As will other people. It's in your best interest to restrain your homicidal urges.

[Private]

[tentacruelest]

Rampage. One death for an insult paid to me is no rampage.

[Private]

[insolubleriddle]

Attempted, then.

[Private]

[tentacruelest]

You will know when I attempt a rampage.

[Private]

[insolubleriddle]

Are you planning on one?

[Private]

[tentacruelest]

If I was, I'd be more the fool to tell yeh.

[Private]

[insolubleriddle]

That's as close to a yes as I need.

[Private]

[tentacruelest]

Interpret it however yeh like, charlatan.